Random Christmas Playlist v2.0

Another random playlist of Christmas songs that either didn't fit on previous lists, or I found them too late to include them.

It's a Kid's Christmas, Charlie Brown

I love kids.

I used to be absolutely terrified of them before I had my own. Friends and relatives would hand me their newly born babies and I would just freeze up, thinking, "Oh, jeeze, what if I drop it? What if I break it? How much does it cost to replace one of these things?" I used to think of them as tiny, fragile little things that I, being about as delicate as a bull in a china shop on a good day, would grip too tightly. And if I were careful enough and didn't hurt it, what if it didn't like me and started screaming and wouldn't stop... ever? What if it pooped on me? Would I have to clean it up? How in the hell would I do that?

But having my own showed me that for the most part, kids are pretty good natured about things. At least mine is.

And they tend to bounce pretty good. At least mine does.

No, I haven't dropped him. He tends to throw himself off of things, hit the floor and giggle like mad, then get up to do it again. He's all boy, that one. He scares the crap out of me, but now it's in a "Oh, god, can I throw myself under him in time to break his fall?" kind of way.

Anyway, I've discovered that I have the remarkable ability to tune out any and all repetitive (read: annoyingly chipper and sickeningly sweet) children's songs. Those toys that make noise? I don't hear them at all anymore. Ever. But the back of my brain notices when they're not playing, and I get suspicious and go check on the little monkey to find him scaling a bookshelf in the office after somehow getting the door open. Or sitting on top of the coffee table, playing with his cars and wondering if he can make the jump from the table to the couch.

Yes, it's a gift to be able to tune out music and sounds like that.... wait, where was I?

Here ya go -- some of our favorite Christmas tunes this year, from my Little Monkey to yours.




Track listing:
I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas - (as it appeared on) Dr. Demento Presents
The Chipmunk Song - Alvin & the Chipmunks
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - The Ronnettes
O Christmas Tree - Vince Guaraldi
All I Want for Christmas - The Count

Do You Hear What I Hear?

Remember all those funny Christmas songs that you thought were HI-larious when you were younger, but now they're annoying?

Get ready to be annoyed.

There are a few gems in there, modern and vintage alike. Tom Lehrer's take on the commercialism of the holidays came way before the golden age of eBay, Walmart and all those stupid jewelry store commercials (ones that should simply say, "What other way can you make four months of your measly salary last a lifetime?"). And Stephen Colbert's 'Another Christmas Song' gets played simply because it's Stephen Colbert. He makes everything funny.

And who hasn't gotten that present where they don't really know what it is or they don't really like it? Then you get that weird half-grin on your face and say, "Oh! You shouldn't have!" and you're thinking "No, really... I wish you hadn't!" Garfunkle & Oates' 'Present Face' is a perfect reminder to us all to perfect our present face.

Monty Python's 'Christmas in Heaven' really plays better as a video, but I run a Twitter playlist blog, not a Twitter video feed. But the song is still amusing -- it is Monty Python, after all.




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Track listing:
Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer - Dr. Demento
The Twelve Pains of Christmas - Bob Rivers
Another Christmas Song - Stephen Colbert
Present Face - Garfunkle & Oates
The Hanukkah Song - Adam Sandler
A Christmas Carol - Tom Lehrer
The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen - Bob Rivers
Christmas in Heaven - Monty Python